In The Future…
Don’t drunk text your ex that’s about to get a divorce and profess you undying love.
It’s never going to work out so I need to just stop. HAHA!
friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak